Moxie by Shawn Raymond
Rogue Symmetry by Derrick Wood www.gocomics.com/rogue_symmetry
The Odds by Bill Harvey www.BeholdComics.com
The Birdfeeder by Ben Carlson www.thebirdfeeder.com
The Professor by Pat Patenaude ca.linkedin.com/pub/the-professor/7/a03/4b8
The Sheltered Life by Joel Wilhelm www.facebook.com/TheShelteredLife
HUMOR
FARCE NEWS
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Acknowledgements
That, yes, George Clooney is indeed a handsome man. And I, for one, haven't forgiven him for that Batman and Robin disaster.
Quote of the Week
"I want to kiss you." - Blind Chinese dissident Chen Guangcheng (after he had found sanctuary within the US Embassy in Beijing) to Hillary Clinton, proving beyond doubt he really is blind.
Headlines
V Stiviano, Personal Assistant and Silly Rabbit (but definately NOT sexual partner!) to current LA Clippers owner Donald Sterling to appear with General Mills' Silly Rabbit on Trix cereal Box cover.
Brawl breaks out after Mayweather -vs- Maidana boxing match which turned out to be better fight than Mayweather -vs- Maidana boxing match.
Satanist group unveils statue in Oklahoma of Satan. Looks like Obama.
Asteroid narrowly misses Earth, sighs in relief.
Man actually finds what he's searching for in wife's purse!
Disclaimer
Reading FARCE Magazine may cause anal bleeding. We really don't know why. So maybe we should have put this at the top. Oh well.
The End
FARCE Magazine is looking for new talent as we obviously have very little here to begin with. So, if you would like to become a contributor, please contact me, the Editor, at farcemagazine@gmail.com and allow us to help launch your successful career and when you're old and wrinkly you can look back and not remember that we helped you get your start. Now please excuse me while I try to get my shower picture taken off of facebook.
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