FARCE-A Family Humor Magazine Edition 42 April 15, 2014

COMICS

Rogue Symmetry  by Derrick Wood www.gocomics.com/rogue_symmetry

 The Odds  by Bill Harvey  www.BeholdComics.com

 The Birdfeeder  by Ben Carlson   www.thebirdfeeder.com

 The Professor  by Pat Patenaude ca.linkedin.com/pub/the-professor/7/a03/4b8

The Sheltered Life  by Joel Wilhelm  www.facebook.com/TheShelteredLife

Moxie  by Shawn Raymond

 Moxie POLITICK  by Shawn Raymond

 HUMOR

FARCE News
 ((Asocial Press))

Acknowledgements
Welcome to our newest contributor, Derrick Wood of Rogue Symmetry. As we say here at FARCE Magazine (and only at FARCE Magazine), Live Long and Prosper.

Quote of the Week
"Mr president if you want to find fault look in the mirror." Paul Ryan (Evidently practicing grandstanding tactics in front of a mirror, preparing himself for his presidency when idiots like him are heckling him.)

Come Back for the next issue where you may find articles concerning:

Former Philadelphis Eagles teammates defend DeSean Jackson by saying that "He cool; never put no cap in nobody in Philly!"

Ukrain sends troops west to show sign of strength against Russian aggression only to discover Russia occupies Ukrainian cities in the west.

Jenny McCarthy denies being anti-vaccine. Retracts "Vaccines are evil spirits from the depths of Hell designed to destroy a child's soul!" quote.

Major Health Insurance carrier CEO admits that sick people scare him.

President Obama's phone call to Russia's Vladamir Putin unsuccessful in resolving whether the name for Washington's NFL team, Redskins, is offensive.

Disclaimer
Which claimer? Dis claimer!
Find no fault in our nonsense if your nonsense has just as many, if not more, faults than our nonsense. Finding fault in our nonsense makes no sense and is, therefore, nonsense in and of itself making it totally nonsensical.

FARCE Magazine is looking for new talent as we obviously have very little here to begin with. So, if you would like to become a contributor, please contact me, the Editor, at farcemagazine@gmail.com and allow us to help launch your successful career and when you're old and wrinkly you can look back and not remember that we helped you get your start. Now, please excuse me as I have a date with Mia Hamm at the McDonalds VIP Club.