The Birdfeeder by Ben Carlson www.thebirdfeeder.com
The Odds by Bill Harvey www.BeholdComics.com
The Professor by Pat Patenaude ca.linkedin.com/pub/the-professor/7/a03/4b8
The Sheltered Life by Joel Wilhelm www.facebook.com/TheShelteredLife
Moxie by Shawn Raymond
Moxie POLITICK by Shawn Raymond
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Acknowledgements
A thank you and 'Welcome' to Pat Patenaude for joining FARCE Magazine as a contributor. Yet another career that will most certainly take off now!
Thanks for those people who do not brush their teeth. At work we used to play 'Guess What Billy Had For Breakfast' based upon what we saw in his teeth. This was the inspiration for the Moxie comic above.
Thanks for PA politics' corruption. It creates an endless stream of material for comic strips and late night talk show monologues.
Quote of the Week
Dr. Jane Goodall, world renowned conservationist and chimpanzee advocate who famously documented clan and family behavioral trends within chimpanzee groups and whom spent the majority of her adult life with chimpanzee's was recently asked what her days in the field with the chimpanzee's would look like.
She responded: "Oooh oooh eeeeeeh aaaah oooooh."
Be sure to come back in two weeks as we will begin publishing bi-weekly (and no, we do not care about week's sexual orientation!) where you may see this:
Former President George H.W. Bush discovers what those pesky middle initials really mean and
exclaims, 'Really? Who'da thunk!'
Missing 777 Malaysian Airliner found in parking lot behind Pawn Stars store.
Vladamir Putin's kindergarten teacher supports his aggressive geopolitical moves.
Former Vice-President Dick Cheney realizes his first name is actually an accurate description of himself.
Disclaimer
The views and opinion published within FARCE Magazine do not represent any rational person's actual opinions and views. If you find yourself offended, please, lie down immediately and take a chill pill. And, yes, I am obviously a product of the 80's because only we still use the chill pill reference.
FARCE Magazine is looking for new talent as we obviously have very little here to begin with. So, if you would like to become a contributor, please contact me, the Editor, at farcemagazine@gmail.com and allow us to help launch your successful career and when you're old and wrinkly you can look back and not remember that we helped you get your start. Now please excuse me as I have to get my pinky finger unstuck from my right nostril.
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