FARCE-A Family Humor Magazine Edition 42 April 15, 2014

COMICS

Rogue Symmetry  by Derrick Wood www.gocomics.com/rogue_symmetry

 The Odds  by Bill Harvey  www.BeholdComics.com

 The Birdfeeder  by Ben Carlson   www.thebirdfeeder.com

 The Professor  by Pat Patenaude ca.linkedin.com/pub/the-professor/7/a03/4b8

The Sheltered Life  by Joel Wilhelm  www.facebook.com/TheShelteredLife

Moxie  by Shawn Raymond

 Moxie POLITICK  by Shawn Raymond

 HUMOR

FARCE News
 ((Asocial Press))

Acknowledgements
Welcome to our newest contributor, Derrick Wood of Rogue Symmetry. As we say here at FARCE Magazine (and only at FARCE Magazine), Live Long and Prosper.

Quote of the Week
"Mr president if you want to find fault look in the mirror." Paul Ryan (Evidently practicing grandstanding tactics in front of a mirror, preparing himself for his presidency when idiots like him are heckling him.)

Come Back for the next issue where you may find articles concerning:

Former Philadelphis Eagles teammates defend DeSean Jackson by saying that "He cool; never put no cap in nobody in Philly!"

Ukrain sends troops west to show sign of strength against Russian aggression only to discover Russia occupies Ukrainian cities in the west.

Jenny McCarthy denies being anti-vaccine. Retracts "Vaccines are evil spirits from the depths of Hell designed to destroy a child's soul!" quote.

Major Health Insurance carrier CEO admits that sick people scare him.

President Obama's phone call to Russia's Vladamir Putin unsuccessful in resolving whether the name for Washington's NFL team, Redskins, is offensive.

Disclaimer
Which claimer? Dis claimer!
Find no fault in our nonsense if your nonsense has just as many, if not more, faults than our nonsense. Finding fault in our nonsense makes no sense and is, therefore, nonsense in and of itself making it totally nonsensical.

FARCE Magazine is looking for new talent as we obviously have very little here to begin with. So, if you would like to become a contributor, please contact me, the Editor, at farcemagazine@gmail.com and allow us to help launch your successful career and when you're old and wrinkly you can look back and not remember that we helped you get your start. Now, please excuse me as I have a date with Mia Hamm at the McDonalds VIP Club.

FARCE-A Family Humor Magazine Edition 41 April 2, 2014

COMICS (click on images for larger view or just put your face really close to the screen like you are right now to read this very tiny print)

The Birdfeeder   by Ben Carlson      www.thebirdfeeder.com

The Odds   by Bill Harvey   www.BeholdComics.com

The Professor  by  Pat Patenaude  ca.linkedin.com/pub/the-professor/7/a03/4b8

The Sheltered Life  by  Joel Wilhelm  www.facebook.com/TheShelteredLife

Moxie  by Shawn Raymond

 

Moxie POLITICK  by  Shawn Raymond

HUMOR

FARCE News 

((AP)) Asocial Press

Acknowledgements

A thank you and 'Welcome' to Pat Patenaude for joining FARCE Magazine as a contributor. Yet another career that will most certainly take off now!

Thanks for those people who do not brush their teeth. At work we used to play 'Guess What Billy Had For Breakfast' based upon what we saw in his teeth. This was the inspiration for the Moxie comic above.

Thanks for PA politics' corruption. It creates an endless stream of material for comic strips and late night talk show monologues.

Quote of the Week

Dr. Jane Goodall, world renowned conservationist and chimpanzee advocate who famously documented clan and family behavioral trends within chimpanzee groups and whom spent the majority of her adult life with chimpanzee's was recently asked what her days in the field with the chimpanzee's would look like.

She responded: "Oooh oooh eeeeeeh aaaah oooooh."

Be sure to come back in two weeks as we will begin publishing bi-weekly (and no, we do not care about week's sexual orientation!) where you may see this:

     Former President George H.W. Bush discovers what those pesky middle initials really mean and    

          exclaims, 'Really? Who'da thunk!'

     Missing 777 Malaysian Airliner found in parking lot behind Pawn Stars store.

     Vladamir Putin's kindergarten teacher supports his aggressive geopolitical moves.

     Former Vice-President Dick Cheney realizes his first name is actually an accurate description of himself.

    

Disclaimer

The views and opinion published within FARCE Magazine do not represent any rational person's actual opinions and views. If you find yourself offended, please, lie down immediately and take a chill pill. And, yes, I am obviously a product of the 80's because only we still use the chill pill reference.

     FARCE Magazine is looking for new talent as we obviously have very little here to begin with. So, if you would like to become a contributor, please contact me, the Editor, at farcemagazine@gmail.com and allow us to help launch your successful career and when you're old and wrinkly you can look back and not remember that we helped you get your start. Now please excuse me as I have to get my pinky finger unstuck from my right nostril.