Monday, May 5, 2014

FARCE_A Family Humor Magazine Edition 43 May 2, 2014

COMICS
 Moxie     by Shawn Raymond

Rogue Symmetry     by Derrick Wood     www.gocomics.com/rogue_symmetry

The Odds     by Bill Harvey      www.BeholdComics.com

The Birdfeeder     by Ben Carlson      www.thebirdfeeder.com


The Professor     by Pat Patenaude      ca.linkedin.com/pub/the-professor/7/a03/4b8


The Sheltered Life     by Joel Wilhelm       www.facebook.com/TheShelteredLife

HUMOR


FARCE NEWS
((AP)) Asocial Press



Acknowledgements
That, yes, George Clooney is indeed a handsome man. And I, for one, haven't forgiven him for that Batman and Robin disaster.

Quote of the Week
"I want to kiss you." - Blind Chinese dissident Chen Guangcheng (after he had found sanctuary within the US Embassy in Beijing) to Hillary Clinton, proving beyond doubt he really is blind.

Headlines

V Stiviano, Personal Assistant and Silly Rabbit (but definately NOT sexual partner!) to current LA Clippers owner Donald Sterling to appear with General Mills' Silly Rabbit on Trix cereal Box cover.

Brawl breaks out after Mayweather -vs- Maidana boxing match which turned out to be better fight than Mayweather -vs- Maidana boxing match. 

Woman says man is stalking her. Posts picture of him on facebook in his shower in his house in night vision enhanced picture.

Satanist group unveils statue in Oklahoma of Satan. Looks like Obama.

Asteroid narrowly misses Earth, sighs in relief.

Man actually finds what he's searching for in wife's purse!

Disclaimer
Reading FARCE Magazine may cause anal bleeding. We really don't know why. So maybe we should have put this at the top. Oh well.

The End
FARCE Magazine is looking for new talent as we obviously have very little here to begin with. So, if you would like to become a contributor, please contact me, the Editor, at farcemagazine@gmail.com and allow us to help launch your successful career and when you're old and wrinkly you can look back and not remember that we helped you get your start. Now please excuse me while I try to get my shower picture taken off of facebook.


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