FARCE - A Family Humor Magazine; Edition 40 February 2014

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The Birdfeeder         by  Ben Carlson          www.thebirdfeeder.com

The Sheltered Life     by Joel Wilhelm      www.facebook.com/TheShelteredLife

Moxie     by Shawn Raymond

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FARCE News

((AP)) Asocial Press

Quote of the Month:

"!" - Jay Leno upon hearing he was being replaced on 'The Tonight Show'. Again.

Surprise of the Month:

Snow. That's right. Snow in January in the Northeast seems to take the media by surprise every year. Let me take away some of the mystery by using some advanced math to explain the situation that seems to elude our media outlets every single year. Here goes: January + Northeast U.S. = Snow. I hope that decodes the weather pattern mystery in the Northeast once and for all.

Thank you for tuning into this week's episode. Next week :
              J.K. Rowling regrets writing Casual Vacancy altogether. So do we.
              Man finds pinky finger is perfect fit for right nostril, but still too snug for left to be effective.
              Man auctions off girlfriend on e-bay as a joke. Winning bid goes to organ donor association.
              Tim Tebow capable of happiness and earning a living in absolutely any situation.
              God surprised that Tim Tebow delivered a baby; says, "I didn't know he could do that!"
              Dennis Rodman regrets NBA career, but not body piercings.

The views expressed in FARCE Magazine do not necessarily reflect the views of a mentally sound human being. If you find yourself agreeing with these views then, please, find some help man!

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