 |
| click here to view Just Fish Taxidermy |
Featured Humor Articles - Yet Another Reason Not to Fly
and Best World Series Seats in the House
Click on images for Larger View
Yet Another Reason Not to Fly
After waiting for what seemed like an eternity, the stewardess announced over the intercom that "We're just waiting for the pilots."
The passengers looked out the window and saw two men, dressed as pilots walking towards the plane. Both men were using guide dogs and appeared to be blind. There were murmurs among the passengers, and some believed it was a joke.
The men boarded the plane and went into the cockpit. More concerned murmurs and uneasy chuckles came from the passengers. The plane taxied normally to the runway and began it's takeoff. As passengers looked out the window they realized that they were nearing the end of the runway. The entire passenger cabin began screaming but the plane lifted off just before the end of the runway. The passengers calmed down and chuckled to themselves, at this point believing that they had fallen for a joke.
In the cockpit, the pilot turned to his copilot and said, "You know, one day those people are gonna scream too late and we're all gonna die!"A man had front row tickets behind home plate at the World Series, when another guy comes down and asks if anyone is sitting in the seat next to him. "Nope", he replied, "that seat is empty".
"Whoah! That's crazy!", said the guy. "Who in their right mind would have a seat like this for the World Series, the biggest day in all of baseball, and not even bother show up?"
Sadly, the man says, "Well... the seat actually belongs to me. I was supposed to come here with my wife, but she passed away. This is the first World Series we've missed since we got married in 1964."
"Oh, I'm so sorry to hear that. What a shame. But couldn't you find someone else - a friend or relative or even a neighbor to take the seat?"
"Nah," the man replies as he shakes his head, "they're all at the funeral."
If you are a non-syndicated comic strip artist or humor writer and would like to add content to FARCE Magazine, send queries and samples to farcemagazine@gmail.com .
Click web address below ad image to view a gallery of finished work.
No comments:
Post a Comment