by Shawn Raymond
MOXIE Politick
"Looking back over the years that we've been together, I can't help but wonder:...
-- What was I thinking?"
"I've always wanted to have someone to hold, someone to love...
-- After having married you, I've changed my mind."
"As the days go by, I think of how lucky I am...
-- that you're not here to ruin it for me."
"Thanks for being a part of my life!!!...
-- I never knew what evil was before this!"
"Before you go,...
I would like you to take this knife out of my back.
-- You'll probably need it again."
"After all those years together, you still ook great for your age...
-- Almost Lifelike!"
"I knew the day would come when you would leave me for my best friend...
-- So here's his leash, water bowl and chew toys."
"We have been friends for a very long time...
-- What do you say we call it quits?"
"I'm so miserable without you...
-- It's almost like you're here."
And Just because I thought this was funny:
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